I promise I will make a real update this weekend, but right now I am SCRAMBLING to finish this assignment and I need willing victims to help me complete it.

I need 5 people who are willing to answer a small series of questions about their mouth and can initial a piece of white paper and then upload a scan/phone pic of your initials and send them to ( Read more... )

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...the theme for Abby's Flying Fairy School. (Out to make you grow, and out to make you shrink, out to solve a problem with a simple twinkle think ( Read more... )

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It started with this:


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WHEN I HAD A SNOW DAY TODAY. Guys, my first day of student teaching? Aborted a la snow day! For ONE INCH OF SNOW AND A SLIGHT COAT OF ICE.

I CANNOT.

To make up for this bit of ridiculousness, I decided the day needed a fantastic end. I dropped my iPod touch and cracked the screen in the upper left corner:


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That 20lbs I shed last summer, miraculously came back and added some. MY JOY IS SO LARGE YOU CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE.

And now half my dress clothes for student teaching no longer fit! MY JOY, YOU GUYS. MY JOY.

So now that everyone is caught up. ( This is what I plan to do about it )

♫ My roommate finally passed on her disease to me in the form of a cold. DNW. My hate/grumpiness meter was at an all time high yesterday. I went to work last night and was constantly five seconds from crying and thirty seconds from beating people with the metal milk steamer. Not good ( Read more... )

☂ CAN WE SPEND A MOMENT DECIDING HOW MUCH AWESOMENESS THIS BOOK IS GOING TO BE? DID THAT MOMENT PASS? DID YOU COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT FUCK YES THIS WILL BE GOOD? SO DID I! howmuchdoIwantyousweetbookSOSOMUCH ♥_♥

☂ I wrote porn. I wrote porn where Merlin uses his giant medieval dildo. *facepalm* Hating nuclearsugars forever. Yeah. That did happen☂ I need to ( Read more... )

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